Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

an dislexik nam rwote hits

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Urban ghettos

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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