What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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