- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Here's a joke for you, my life...

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

seek beauty

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Donald Trump

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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