Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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