why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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William wright is Gay

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hi charles lattuca III

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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