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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

So these two girls have a cup .

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Guess what What

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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