Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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