Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

YOLO You only like Oreos

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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