- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

women's rights.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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