whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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