- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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