- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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