- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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