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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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