- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Guess what What

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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