When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

A baby seal walks into a club.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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