- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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