- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What happened to the fish? It drowned

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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