What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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