- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Fine, ladies first.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Yo Momma is not fat.

I am a mime

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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