- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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