- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

I'm rick james bitch

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

asians have slitted eyes lol

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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