Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Read a Book.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

ur an fagit

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

if got a joke if fogot it

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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