A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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