- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Male leadership.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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