- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Rebecca Black's career.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

belly button

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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