Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What do you call an arab ?

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