Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

call me maybe.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

How about that airline food?

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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