So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Pineapple.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

This is not a joke.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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