Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Whats funnier than 24, 69

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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