- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

the economy.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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