who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

whats green and slimy? green slim

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