- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Roses are flowers.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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