Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

That is so fetch

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Connor is homosexuaI

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Anti Joke

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