What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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