Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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