What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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