what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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