What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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