what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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