- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

being sober in a bar fight

your face

Dwight Howard

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Knock knock.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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