His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Turkey Balls

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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