- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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