- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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