Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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