- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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