- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What comes after 69? 70

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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