- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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