- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Poop

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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