- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why can't february march Because april may

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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