- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

I C U P White stuff

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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