- Anti Joke

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why is Texas so hot? The sun