- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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