Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Albert your flies undone.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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