- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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