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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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