Penis chickens

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Tim likes girls

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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