- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

You know what's cool? Yep.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

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