- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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