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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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