Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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