- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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