why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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like if your cool

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Niall Horan

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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