- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Knock, knock. Door opened.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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