A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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hola said the chinese man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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