Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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hola said the chinese man

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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