- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What do you call two dog? dogs

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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