- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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