What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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roak

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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