the redsox

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Chicken

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Guest what in the butt

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Albert your flies undone.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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