Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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bologna

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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