A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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