Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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