- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Jeff

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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