- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Justin Beiber

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Your're racist.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

say it ten times fast: oh

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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