- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Whats brown and smells bad poo

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

kieran is a homosexual

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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