Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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star wars kid

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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