- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Your so gay, that you like men!

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What comes after 69? 70

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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